What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 02:57

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good.

Everyone loved it.

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Unacceptable again!

Next, they tried...

Then came..

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Catatonics & High Colonics

So they tried

So, the docs changed it to read

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They put up a sign reading

Thumbs down again.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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No way

Minds and Behinds

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No, not a chance

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Do dogs feel love?

Nuts and Butts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Another attempt resulted in ...

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

share office space ...

Just Forget it!

Can you show your wet and dripping pussy?

No go.

Loons and Moons

Still no good

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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